🇺🇸 Anchor baby from Sunset Park, Brooklyn

🇩🇴 Mi gente call me tígerasa ’cause I’ve done a lot of things for cash.

ICYMI:

• Taught pre-K and 5th-grade ESL (cat wrangling on X-Games mode)
• Did case intake for “If you have a structured settlement and you need cash now…”
• Ran warehouses shipping exclusive merch for Madonna, UFC, NIN, Bon Jovi, Carrie Underwood, The Killers, and Criss Angel (MINDFREAK)
• Worked for a “real estate” company featured on the iconic 'Shame on You' show
• Took Charlie Sheen’s personal sports bets while writing betting lines at an offshore gambling site

But now, I get paid to sell concepts and copy for things like hemorrhoid cream, booze, rat poison, toys, bread, and sugary drinks.

So yea — I work hard for the money .

Greatest hits (so far):

• Wrote Adobe’s "Make it with Creative Cloud" tagline #MadeThis
• Made the K-Y client blush mid-presentation
• My word babies ended up on two vitaminwater bottles (and the subway)
• Briefed a rat trainer (coolest job ever)
• Worked with Target’s mascot: Bullseye (a very good girl)
• Broke Shazam with a drinkable tweet for Coke zero
• Got Conan O’Brien to read my Panera copy on a podcast
• Went viral (for the wrong reasons) with #OpenToTry
• Got escorted out by security during a Dave & Buster’s shoot at Atlantic Center Mall
• Snuck the f-word into a Panera focaccia commercial
• Worked with James Victore on an anti-smoking campaign
• Created Panera’s most viral TikTok — and left the comments ON

If that’s the energy your deck needs, hire me, and I’ll work hard for you too.

#obsessed with true crime, drag, Pokémon, Yo-Kai, and inappropriate everythingeverythingeverything jokes