🇺🇸 Anchor baby from Sunset Park, Brooklyn

🇩🇴 Mi gente call me tígerasa ’cause I’ve done a lot of things for cash.

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ICYMI:

¢ Taught pre-K and 5th-grade ESL (cat wrangling on X-Games mode) ¢

¢ Did case intake for “If you have a structured settlement and you need cash now…” ¢

¢ Ran warehouses shipping exclusive merch for Madonna, UFC, NIN, Bon Jovi, Carrie Underwood, The Killers, and Criss Angel (MINDFREAK!) ¢

¢ Worked for a “real estate” company featured on the iconic 'Shame on You' show ¢

¢ Took Charlie Sheen’s personal sports bets while writing betting lines at an offshore gambling site ¢

But now, I get paid to sell concepts and copy for things like hemorrhoid cream, booze, rat poison, toys, bread, and sugary drinks.

So yea — I work hard for the money .

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Greatest hits (so far):

¢ Wrote Adobe’s "Make it with Creative Cloud" tagline #MadeThis ¢

¢ Made the K-Y client blush mid-presentation ¢

¢ My word babies ended up on two vitaminwater bottles (and the subway) ¢

¢ Briefed a rat trainer (coolest job ever) ¢

¢ Worked with Target’s mascot: Bullseye (a very good girl) ¢

¢ Broke Shazam with a drinkable tweet for Coke zero ¢

¢ Got Conan O’Brien to read my Panera copy on a podcast ¢

¢ Went viral (for the wrong reasons) with #OpenToTry ¢

¢ Got escorted out by security during a Dave & Buster’s shoot at Atlantic Center Mall ¢

¢ Snuck the f-word into a Panera focaccia commercial ¢

¢ Worked with James Victore on an anti-smoking campaign ¢

¢ Created Panera’s most viral TikTok — and left the comments ON ¢

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If that’s the energy your deck needs, hire me , and I’ll work hard for you too.

#obsessed with true crime, drag, Pokémon, Yo-Kai, and inappropriate everythingeverythingeverything jokes